Ya, we don't produce Umbrella...
So I will sue them for using the name of Umbrella from Rihanna and Jay-Z song title! No kidding! It's not gonna work? Then you can try to type Umbrella on google search and you'll see Umbrella by Rihanna came first instead of Umbrella Corporation. Besides that, there are tons and billions of Rihanna and Jay-Z fans on the earth. So, let's us use the Umbrella effect to vanish Umbrella Corporation!!! I bet Rihanna and Jay-Z would interested in this lawsuit (Ngek ngek ngek...)
Jay-Z gonna RAP-off Umbrella Corporation!!
It's kinda impossible it won't work....(=_='') So I'll have a back up plan! Let's have Michael Jackson to fight for us! Why?
What makes Zombie stop ripping off human's body? (Think, think...)It's MJ"s Thriller Dance!!! Even the all those prison in Phillipines can perform thriller together...just because of the power of Thriller Dance Moves!! So let's use the Thriller Dance Moves and recruit the zombies~And with this, let's destroy Umbrella Corporation!! Umbrella Corporation can't stand this kind of THRILLER!!
Zombie can't resist the power of King of POP!!!
Or maybe I'll send Edward Cullen from Twillight to defeat them. Then, it will turn out to be I bite you, you bite me scene going on. Oops, another parody...?? But I bet at least Edward can kill those female zombies by his.... charming LOOK!! Ehem.
Maybe I can hire The Expendables too...plus the A team? I guess the firepower and martial art is GREAT enough to destroy them. You know sometimes we can do some crossover!
I can think of borrowing the Shrink Ray from Gru!!!! Yea, let's just shrink the Umbrella Corporation and destroy it!!! That's much easier!!!
I guess with all these...Umbrella Corporation won't be able to survive after all. (Then , it will be the end of Resident Evil series? NO!!! It's ok, we'll come up with a new storyline then.)
(PS : Resident Evil : Afterlife is available in 3D, they should consider doing it in 4D motion!!! That would be awesome. Hmm, how it's feel like to bitte by zombie...in 4D maybe? :))